23rd Chromosome's definitions

rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

tube sock pussy

Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.

Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.

by 23rd Chromosome April 11, 2016

coupon rape

When a shopper buys an extreme amount of products and then has so many coupons that they leave the store with a $0 balance or actually gets money back from the store.

K-mart got completely coupon raped by Missy this past Saturday. She picked up $500 worth of shit and then paid nothing after turning in her coupons.

by 23rd Chromosome December 22, 2015