2014_chiguy's definitions

Lipton Tea Moment

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."

Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.

by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014

bust her water balloon

To make a girl squirt.

Did you fuck Janet yesterday?
Did you bust her water balloon?
You know it.

by 2014_chiguy April 21, 2007

milarchy

A euphemism for bullshit.

That's a bunch of milarchy.

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006

B.F.F.

Brain fart factor. A measurement of how much obvious information you forget when you take a test. Those with a B.F.F. of .1 forget 10% of the obvious. Those with a B.F.F. of .2 forget 20%, etc.

I only studied half the material and I have a .5 B.F.F. I'm only gonna get a 25% on the test. I'm screwed.

by 2014_chiguy October 16, 2007

antisocial networking

A term used to describe people who rarely, if ever visit social networking sites because they have better things to do with their time. They limit their activity to 30 minutes a day. They avoid habits like changing their profile picture daily and putting every thought they have on Twitter. Most don't have an Instagram account, but the few that do avoid uploading pictures that make it seem like they're showing off.

Janet: You've only posted on the News Feed twice this whole month. What's up with that?

Mike: I'm antisocial networking.

Janet: I'm impressed.

by 2014_chiguy September 19, 2013

respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.

I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.

by 2014_chiguy April 19, 2014

cube

A supernerd.
One who is as lame as six squares.
A person so uncool, he's hot.

{Joe is such a square.}
<He's beyond a square; he's a cube>

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006