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Velcro

The bro-love inspired intimate act of two males scouring one anothers well developed beards together. To be used in place of: Handshaking, High fiving, or cuddling after sex.
"Nice job down there bro! Come give me some Velcro!!"
by 2 Dorks and a Dog May 31, 2011
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Gentlemans Rape Kit

The item a man keeps in his vehicle in order to cover one's yuk-mouth, skunk-nuts, jungle-pits and overall lack of hygenical preparedness for intercourse.
Dude, I was totally rank last night after dancing with that chick! But don't worry, I was still able to hook up with her thanks to my Gentlemans Rape Kit
by 2 Dorks and a Dog May 31, 2011
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