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A lake that resides in the center of New Egypt, the geographical center of New Jersey. It gives the look of utter repose and is more lifeless than the dead sea. Occasionally someone will catch a fish in the lake, but it does not happen often, and how the fish even survived in the water is a mystery all in itself.
The reason for this is the simple fact that the lake is radioactive. The support to this claim lies in the existence of the two-headed frog, or the three feet on the two legged goose. This does not come as a shock, considering that the majority of the town was built on toxic waste dump sites, and hopefully we all know where the drainage goes to; through streets, into streams, eventually into lakes, and then on. The New Egypt well system and water supply will not be further commented on.
The name is derived from a deal made a long time ago that no one really cares about. Basically, New Egypt was New Egypt, someone wanted it changed to Oakford, and in exchange they would pave our roads or something. The guy did not hold the deal through for some reason or another, but our lake stayed Oakford lake and our town went back to New Egypt. Regardless of this, it is also commonly called "New Egypt Lake".
It is a popular rendezvous site for Middle and High School students to do nothing of importance, and for pot deals to be conducted as well.
The reason for this is the simple fact that the lake is radioactive. The support to this claim lies in the existence of the two-headed frog, or the three feet on the two legged goose. This does not come as a shock, considering that the majority of the town was built on toxic waste dump sites, and hopefully we all know where the drainage goes to; through streets, into streams, eventually into lakes, and then on. The New Egypt well system and water supply will not be further commented on.
The name is derived from a deal made a long time ago that no one really cares about. Basically, New Egypt was New Egypt, someone wanted it changed to Oakford, and in exchange they would pave our roads or something. The guy did not hold the deal through for some reason or another, but our lake stayed Oakford lake and our town went back to New Egypt. Regardless of this, it is also commonly called "New Egypt Lake".
It is a popular rendezvous site for Middle and High School students to do nothing of importance, and for pot deals to be conducted as well.
The lake was acid green and was giving off a glow that was visible in the fog and steam that rose above its surface. A sign hung from the iron bridge that rose in an arc above the pathetic dam, reading "Welcome To Oakford Lake". The edges were eaten away by the acidic steam that rose from the dangerous fluid that filled the lake.
by .x.Anonymous-Anonymous.x. July 5, 2008
A town in the geographical center of New Jersey. Despite its being only one to two hours from all of New York City, Philadelphia, Jersey City, and an hour from Trenton, it has a higher goat and horse to people ratio than any other town in Central New Jersey.
Less than fifty percent of the students in the school system actually like the town. All of whom probably have never been out of the town and seen the real world.
Though parents move to the town thinking that its being small will help avoid drugs, this theory is irrefutably complete bullshit. The percentage of students using is just as much as any other school, maybe less when put in comparison to more urban school systems.
The town does not have much to do, but most people(mostly uderaged) spend all their time in town. In most cases, but not all, it is to buy large quantities of pot.
In the center of the town is Oakford Lake. This lake is radioactive, and plays host to ducks with three legs, or two legs and three feet, and two headed frogs. This is not surprising, as parts of the town are built on multiple old toxic waste dump sites.
Less than fifty percent of the students in the school system actually like the town. All of whom probably have never been out of the town and seen the real world.
Though parents move to the town thinking that its being small will help avoid drugs, this theory is irrefutably complete bullshit. The percentage of students using is just as much as any other school, maybe less when put in comparison to more urban school systems.
The town does not have much to do, but most people(mostly uderaged) spend all their time in town. In most cases, but not all, it is to buy large quantities of pot.
In the center of the town is Oakford Lake. This lake is radioactive, and plays host to ducks with three legs, or two legs and three feet, and two headed frogs. This is not surprising, as parts of the town are built on multiple old toxic waste dump sites.
1. This place is nearly as empty as a New Egypt.
2. After the tornado came through and ripped up all the buildings, the once bustling town had the likeness of New Egypt.
2. After the tornado came through and ripped up all the buildings, the once bustling town had the likeness of New Egypt.
by .x.Anonymous-Anonymous.x. May 18, 2008