Shaft Masher

A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.

Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 19, 2019

Pussy-pecker

One who uses their tongue, chin, or nose as a pecking device - similar to that of a woodpecker - to stimulate a woman's (or animal's) pussy.

There's nothing like blowing your nose the day after a good pussy-pecking.
I heard Mike is a pussy-pecker.
I'm fixin' to go out to the barn and give that werecow a pussy-peckin'.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - April 25, 2019

Crack Tips

When two males slap the tips of their penises together in a “high five” type manner; usually to express mutual approval or to congratulate, but sometimes to close a deal.

Wanna make it official and crack tips?

No way dude... it’s already done. We cracked tips last night.

I really like your new car! .... crack tips?

Nice bullseye! (tips being cracked)

by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019