Definitions by - Ian

Ass Captain 

Someone, usually a male, who enjoys to have sex with either a lady or man in the anal area of the body.

Ooh, I would love be the ass captain of your anus

Ass Captain by - Ian July 29, 2006

Penis Juice 

The sticky white liquid that comes from the end of the male genitels. Usually, this happens when the male becomes excited, the result of an orgasm.

Wow, look at my penis juice. It has sprayed all over the computer screen.

Penis Juice by - Ian July 29, 2006