bisexual flapjack

a sometimes gay post man whose skin is flappy like flapjacks

my mailman is probably a bisexual flapjack. he always hits on my neighbor, who happens to be a bisexual flapjack as well on the lam.

by twizzlefoshizzle October 28, 2008

ballzed

when another man puts his ball sack on any part of your body, especially your head.

Gill: dude you just ballzed me in the mouth naked, and i liked it.
Hopkins: like that shit jillbitch!
Thomason: I wish I got ballzed in the mouth.

by twizzlefoshizzle September 04, 2008