Sad Trail

One might encounter a sad trail when a human of Greek origin displays their lower back, revealing a jungle of despair. A sad trail is also the directional sign one must follow to the last stop of The Underground Railroad. The physical, and emotional opposite of the Happy Trail.
Yo! Did you see Nikolai's sad trail?! He could totally catch small rodents in that shit!
by Tim May 22, 2004
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asstit

Having nipples on your ass.

Or

To be an asstit (to suck)
"Yo' man, he has asstits."

"You are an asstit."
by Tim March 01, 2003
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stavrosthewonderchicken

Fledgeling Hunter S. Thompson.
Don't bother stavrosthewonderchicken, he is just molting in preparation for his next essay.

-- Shelley Powers,
by Tim December 13, 2003
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Stilz

Supreme physical or mental athlete; Determination and speed
Look at that performance, he's been blessed with Stilz.
by tim October 06, 2004
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rusty fish hook

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.
My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.
by Tim November 16, 2003
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bap

bap means anything that is wack, stupid, unpopular.
by Tim February 02, 2003
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boozer

A caveman Carlos of the Cleveland Cavaliers; used interchangeably when imitating the Frankenstien monster, or making "Crush, Kill, Destroy, Smash" noises a la Soloman Grundy
When preparing to shoot a freethrow: "Boozer, SMASH!"
by Tim February 07, 2004
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