tim's definitions

shrooming

To trip on shrooms.

I was frying balls. I shroomed so hard I thought the orange frisbee was a god.

by Tim March 13, 2003

lush

British slang term to describe something pleasing.

"that girl is fucking lush"

by Tim March 18, 2005

Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

by Tim August 16, 2004

smoing

Chucking french fries from a moving car at unsuspecting pedestrians, usually at night and while intoxicated.

"These McDonald's french fries are nasty, let's go smoing with them!"

by Tim March 18, 2005

Aw Crud!

A subsitute word for crap. A word that isn't as cursed as crap. Instead of 'crap,' people use 'crud' because they think 'crap' is too effensive. A mad saying of 'crud,' except it's 'Aw Crud.'

Aw Crud! That bossy asshole told me to movie my freakin' car!

by Tim August 16, 2004

Gaytard

Somewhere between retard and a homosexual

Johnathong is a GAYTARD

by tim May 22, 2003

bnored

equally bored and horny at the same time

I hate being bnored, a hot mouth and a good movie would be great right now

by tim April 18, 2005