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brody

Yo i brodied that ps2 from that chicks house.
by Sam April 26, 2003
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Teeny Bopper

someone who screams a lot at a "band" and doesn't even know the "band" members names eg. good charlotte
this stick rosie at my school in christchurch screaming "OMG ITS LIKE GOOD CHARLOTTE I LIKE LOVE HIM AND HES LIKE TOTALLY HOT BUT I LIKE DON'T LIKE NO HIS NAME LIKE"

pisses me off
by sam November 23, 2003
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spidersex

The act of sex with a spider. Comes from the word 'spider' and the word 'sex'.
'On the way to the park i stopped to have some spidersex'
by Sam March 12, 2005
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dudewhore

Dudewhore

(N) One who perpetuates his own social status through the use of raw muscle, or pictures taken with modern electronics, in order to impress girls. The dudewhore often travels alone, or with few others, due to the fact that having more people means less individual attention. He is often mistaken for an A+F model, so it's all good.

(V) The act of being a dudewhore.
(N) The dudewhore looked over his shoulder at the bar, sized up his prey, and readied the picture of his abs on his cellphone.

(V) He proceeded to dudewhore as he had never done before.
by Sam March 17, 2005
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black lung

occupational disease from lifetimes of breathing in coal mine dust
I worked in a coal mine for three score years and all i got to show for it was black lung....
by sam May 13, 2006
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raspberry swirl

Possibly originating in the song Raspberry Swirl by Tori Amos, a raspberry swirl is an orgasm. A heart pounding, bass blasting orgasm in which heavy breathing and the words 'Let's go' are used.
I am not your senorita
I am not from your tribe
If you want inside her, well,
Boy you better make her raspberry swirl
by Sam January 3, 2005
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Ruptured rectum

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus
His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!
by Sam December 8, 2004
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