ryan's definitions

Flapjack

An idiot in one form or another that drives like a complete imbecile.

"c'mon Flapjack, get with the program and pick a damned lane!"

by Ryan December 20, 2003

Shitcunt

the shittiest, biggest loser that you know

fuck greg is a shitcunt

by ryan July 23, 2003

taint paint

The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.

I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.

by Ryan March 14, 2005

whodunnit

1. A proclamation as to who did somthing. Usually used in terms of rednecked bewilderment and confusion.
2. A lesser known comment used in bewilderment by Toyota owners.

1. "Geeze Therlese, I sure dont see my pig any more, some one must have done gone off and married him. I wonder whodunnit?"
2. "I was this close to catching the killer, but someone left the door to my Camary open, whodunnit?"

by ryan February 12, 2004

Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

by Ryan March 13, 2005

Hipothnic

It's background has very implications but roughfuly it's a mixture between a hippie, a goth and a beatnic. Most likely they share some spiritual aspiriation to one faith or another and they enjoy poetry, and have 60's political philosophy regarding politics

He was a hipothnic because he seen the world as both a dark and shinning place, he enjoyed poetry he was really into left wing thinking, he was spiritual intertwing his political and spiritual ideas into one.

by Ryan July 2, 2004

jackhammer

A sex position where you get the chic doggy style and begind to do her from the back. Then when she least expects it, pull her arms out from under her so that her face and shoulder fall to the bed with her ass in the air while you proceed to pound away.

I gave this chic the jackhammer, I'm surprised her teeth ddn't puncture the mattress.

by Ryan March 7, 2005