Definitions by kay
tangoed
To have an orange hue similiar to that of the soft drink Tango due to having applied too much fake tan.
daily express
Daily, right-wing UK tabloid. Takes a simiiar editorial stance to the Daily Mail. Infamous for regular headlines about Princess Diana, 'political correctness gone mad' and immigrants/asylum seekers.
Daily Express headlines:
"Diana fund pays out to gypsies and asylum seekers"
"Suicide bombers in our schools"
"Diana fund pays out to gypsies and asylum seekers"
"Suicide bombers in our schools"
daily express by Kay December 23, 2007
skank
1. Verb. Used to describe one who is continually begging for things off other people, such as fags and money, even though they can afford it themselves.
2. Noun. Used to describe one who dresses in revealing clothing and spreads her legs for anyone and everyone and lost her virginity at age 10. See slut. For a living example of a skank, search on Google for pictures of J-Lo, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.
2. Noun. Used to describe one who dresses in revealing clothing and spreads her legs for anyone and everyone and lost her virginity at age 10. See slut. For a living example of a skank, search on Google for pictures of J-Lo, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.
1. Bob: That fucking skank keeps begging me for cigs.
Jim: Lets tie her to a tree and beat her to death with our baseball bats
Bob: YEAH!
2. Bob: I just slept with a skank, she was fucking crap in bed.
Jim: Lets stick her in a roon, along with every single towniein Shrewsbury and then set in on fire and watch them all burn to death.
Bob: HELL FUCKING YES!
Jim: Lets tie her to a tree and beat her to death with our baseball bats
Bob: YEAH!
2. Bob: I just slept with a skank, she was fucking crap in bed.
Jim: Lets stick her in a roon, along with every single towniein Shrewsbury and then set in on fire and watch them all burn to death.
Bob: HELL FUCKING YES!
lobs
A game played by primary school children. The players divide into two teams who both stand at either side of a the playground, or a netball court or something similar. Someone from one of the teams lobs, or throws a tennis ball at the other team. It must bounce once. If the tennis ball is not caught by a member of the opposing team after that one bounce, the team that threw the tennis ball in the first place scores one point. Games last as long as breaktime does.
Spirit Of The Stairway
The French have a phrase "The Spirit Of The Stairway" (In French: Esprit d'Escalier). It means the moment when you find the answer, but it's too late.
You're at a party and someone insults you. You have to say something. So under pressure, with everybody watching, you say something lame. But the moment you leave the party?
As you start down the stairway, then - magic. You come up with the perfect thing you should've said. The perfect crippling put-down. That's the spirit of the stairway.
As you start down the stairway, then - magic. You come up with the perfect thing you should've said. The perfect crippling put-down. That's the spirit of the stairway.
Spirit Of The Stairway by Kay August 13, 2006
khaira
that girl is so Khaira!
okay kay
the most annoying phrase if your name is kay and the person using it thinks they are the first person to use it and think they are hell witty.