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Definitions by ems

Alright Dave 

Trigger (Only Fools and Horses): Alright Dave?! Clearly it is not Dave it is Rodney - thick as shit!
Alright Dave by Ems August 5, 2003

Burst Matress 

God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!

God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
Burst Matress by Ems August 5, 2003

cheese wire 

cor this piece of cheese wire is cutting my arse in half.

cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
cheese wire by Ems August 5, 2003