cornholio's definitions

turista

Montezuma's revenge, diarrhea, turista

I never had a worse case of turista than I picked up in Hackensack, New Jersey

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

rastafarian

A sect, originally Jamaican, whose tenets include revering former Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie, one of whose titles was "Ras Tafari." Also rasta or rastaman.

Many reggae singers are rastafarians.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

verklempt

Fake Yiddish for "overcome with emotion" -- from the "Linda Richman" skits on "Saturday Night Live"

I saw Sally Field with the Oscar. Oy, I was all verklempt.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

mall

(1) Traditionally, an outdoor walkway in a park, often lined with statuary.
(2) A secular cathedral of mercantilism.

I went to the mall to buy a belly shirt, and all I found was this Faberge egg.

by cornholio October 18, 2003

shinola

A brand of shoe polish once popular among GIs. See shit from shinola.

Shinola? I don't know shit from it!

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

weenie waver

Flasher; flag waver; one who engages in indecent exposure

The little weenie waver pleaded guilty and got six months.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003

made guy

Official member of the American Mafia, which of course does not exist except in movies

It ain't wise to insult him; he's a "made guy."

by cornholio October 4, 2003