cornholio's definitions

Shaggy dog story

A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"

The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

dinge

Mildly pejorative term for an African-American

I was walking along and aksed, "Do you know that dinge over there?"

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

maricon

Passive or "bottom" homosexual. Fr. Spanish.

Yo no soy mari . . . soy capitan, soy capitan

by cornholio October 14, 2003

PB's

"Pussy Benders" -- really tight pants on a woman.

Her PB's were so tight I could count the hairs.

by cornholio April 27, 2006

Alcoholics Anonymous

A self-help program for alcoholics involving group confession; substitutes an addiction to the organization and its rituals for an addiction to alcohol. Also AA.

Ever since he got convicted of drunk driving he's beein going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a day, and become insufferable.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

zhlub

A stupid fat slob. Yiddish?

That guy eating two pizzas at once is such a zhlub.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003

remulac

A village in France.

We hail from Remulac, a village in France.

by cornholio October 13, 2003