cornholio's definitions

colonel

Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC fast food joint; after its deceased mascot, Col. Harlan Sanders

I'm so hungry! Let's go see the Colonel!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

Checkered Demon

Comix character popularized by S. Clay Wilson.

"Nice day for somethin'!" giggled the Checkered Demon

by cornholio October 11, 2003

roman

Euphemism for sadistic sex, used in sex ads.

Straight fucking only, no Greek, Roman, or French

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

hoosegow

Calabozo; jail; from Sp. "juzgado"

There were six drunks in the cell when I was in the hoosegow last weekend.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

sleazoid

Slightly tacky, obscene, or gross. From sleazy, originally referring to cheap Silesian fabrics from what is now Poland.

That Dennis is a sleazoid little freak.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

Fascist Island

Fashion Island, an upscale mall in Newport Beach, CA

I went to fascist island to buy a pair of overpriced knickers.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

health stick

Cigarette, fag, cancer tube

I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003