cornholio's definitions

nova

Expensive and not very salty smoked salmon, from "Nova Scotia."

Gimme a bagel, some nova and cream cheese -- no oinion!

by cornholio October 30, 2003

Venus butterfly

A sex toy that stimulates the vulva externally.

There she was in the teachers' lounge, smiling; all you could hear was the buzzing of the Venus butterfly

by cornholio October 4, 2003

Pissfoam

The foam in the bottom of a urinal that results from a particularly intense piss, most often after several alcoholic beverages. Can also be found when pissing on any hard flat surface(like the parking lot next to your buddy's car, after he was nice enough to get you out of the bar before you got yourself arrested for pissing on the juke box...again.)

"I am tired of my boss blaming me for the problems HE causes. As far as I'm concerned, he can suck pissfoam, choke on it, and die."

by Cornholio December 9, 2003

Gabacho

Chicano pejorative term for an English-speaking, non-Hispanic

The gabachos don't want to give drivers licenses to immigrants.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

three little words

Phrases to destroy a guy's self-confidence.

"Is it in?" "Make it snappy!" "You done yet?"

by cornholio October 31, 2003

shinola

A brand of shoe polish once popular among GIs. See shit from shinola.

Shinola? I don't know shit from it!

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

weenie waver

Flasher; flag waver; one who engages in indecent exposure

The little weenie waver pleaded guilty and got six months.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003