gurnisht

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

by cornholio October 10, 2003

rummy

George W. Bush's first Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld.

Then Rummy said, "Throw another terrorist on the fire!"

by cornholio October 13, 2003

Pissfoam

The foam in the bottom of a urinal that results from a particularly intense piss, most often after several alcoholic beverages. Can also be found when pissing on any hard flat surface(like the parking lot next to your buddy's car, after he was nice enough to get you out of the bar before you got yourself arrested for pissing on the juke box...again.)

"I am tired of my boss blaming me for the problems HE causes. As far as I'm concerned, he can suck pissfoam, choke on it, and die."

by Cornholio December 10, 2003

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

by Cornholio September 30, 2003

axolotl

A type of salamander found in lakes near Mexico City and bred at Indiana University among other places to study their ability to regenerate lost limbs. From the Nahuatl, meaning "water dog."

"See ya later, alligator."
"I'm hittin' the bottle, axolotl."

by Cornholio November 03, 2003

tuna fish

The Scent of a Woman, so some say.

"That ain't puddin' honey,
That ain't pie,
That's the stuff that you got me by . . . "

by cornholio October 10, 2003