brian's definitions

Yankees

Team that buys every player in major league baseball, and then wonders why they can't win a World Series every year.

Even though the Yankees payroll was 180 million, compared to 100 million of the Red Sox, they barely made it past Boston in 11 innings of Game 7 with some timely BLOOP b.s. hits.

by Brian October 20, 2003

ping snot

a gental insertion of the toes to the nostrals while making love to a woman in the butt

I ping snoted her untill she bled like she was snorting coke

by BRian January 6, 2004

Zymetrical

1. (adj.) Of or exhibiting near asymmetry, just not really; Involving or exhibiting an uncommon measure, disproportionate in parts (i.e., having its parts inordinate, due to its dimensions); jenious.

2. (noun): Beauty as a result of unbalance or dissimilitude.

That is so like totally zymetrical.

by Brian February 8, 2004

Cutie-Pie

Radio talkshow host Neal Boortz's nickname for Sean Hannity, the conservative half of FoxNews's Hannity and Colmes.

Check out Cutie Pie's radio show.

by Brian May 6, 2004

ELNK

Earthlink - Broadband Internet Service Provider. www.earthlink.net

I just signed up for a one year contract with ELNK.

by Brian October 28, 2003

Fuckbot

An exclaimatory phrase used to convey frustration or displeasure. Usually preceeds the declairation of the cause of the displeasure.

"Fuckbot! The essay was due today?"
"Fuckbot! Why cant I just beat this level?!"

by Brian November 3, 2004

feat.

short for featuring. When an artist/band brings another artist/band into one of their songs, normally to make it more popular or for the second artist to make easy $$.

The greatest song to feature two artists its obviously "Under Pessure" by Queen feat. David Bowie. Dont give me any of that fiddy feat. olivia crap on the radio now.

by brian September 22, 2005