Van 's definitions

MTV (Music Television)

A television station without music, and is the home of gay-ass reality TV shows.

"Hey guys, wanna watch some reality TV shows?"
"Ya sure thing dude"
"Cool bro, turn it on MTV"
"Lambda Phi Alpha Rules!!!"

by Van November 20, 2003

Chirags

The name for more than one Chirag (usually 4).

Here comes Chirags.

by Van August 19, 2003

khat

a Ciggarette...

yo lets go bun this khat pon da river and bun sum weed pon de banks

by Van July 14, 2003

x-brick

See x-box

I just built my new house out of tons of X-Bricks!

by VAN August 19, 2003

flosser

those, who think they are all heavy, like tony montana, but rather they floss their ass with a shoe lace.

that hairy chested man is a "flosser"

that flosser over there, really likes to suck balls

he thinks he's though, but he's just a flosser

by Van April 16, 2005

pum pum

a womans vagina

yo that gyal needs her pum pum ram up good!!!!

by Van April 21, 2003

wafflemayos

Origin: roflmao, meaning "Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off"

rofl -> waffle
mao -> mayo

Used to portray a laughter as wholesome as waffles with the added goodness of mayo (see spooge).

Also see: lol, lmao, rofl, roffles, roofles, roflcopter etc.

A: OMG IM ON TEH INTARWEB LOLOLO!
B: ?!@#$%^&*()
C: wafflemayos!
D: what's an intarweb?

by van August 10, 2004