Definitions by Uncle Dimma
devil-worship
son: is rejecting G-d considered devil-worship?
father: to the people who don't believe in the separation of Church and State yes; to most of the civilian population, probably no.
father: to the people who don't believe in the separation of Church and State yes; to most of the civilian population, probably no.
devil-worship by Uncle Dimma December 31, 2012
uptard
(тормоз по русски)
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. both of the things you mentioned are correct; however, I have two cousins, identical twins, one named Melissa, the other Melanie, and you look like an older version of them. Numero Dos due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. both of the things you mentioned are correct; however, I have two cousins, identical twins, one named Melissa, the other Melanie, and you look like an older version of them. Numero Dos due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
uptard by Uncle Dimma December 31, 2012
sainte nitouche
in Quebec French, a term of derision, but not insulting, for a virgin girl who is shy about being deflowered.
Skyrock Quebec chatroom post:
my gerda is such a sainte nitouche, I don't know what to do anymore, we've been together since we were 11 years old, we're both 16 now, and i think we should help each other out.
reply to post: take your favorite gerda, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt whether she is a sainte nitouche or not, and give her a beer or something at home, that' ll loosen things up bit.
my gerda is such a sainte nitouche, I don't know what to do anymore, we've been together since we were 11 years old, we're both 16 now, and i think we should help each other out.
reply to post: take your favorite gerda, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt whether she is a sainte nitouche or not, and give her a beer or something at home, that' ll loosen things up bit.
sainte nitouche by Uncle Dimma December 31, 2012
New Year's fitness plan
(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):
a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:
boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.
boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.
boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.
boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?
boy 1) yup just about right.
boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.
boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.
boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.
boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?
boy 1) yup just about right.
New Year's fitness plan by Uncle Dimma December 31, 2012
booker
an offensive term for a US county sheriff.
This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail
This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail
boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.
boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.
boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.
booker by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2012
Falun Gong
in North America, a term for an immigrant of any background who was, in their country of origin, a member of a banned of political/ spiritual/religious movement or political organization/political affiliation who, for reasons of political persecution in their country of origin, immigrated to the United States.
person a) my grandfather was a Falun Gong.
person b) Hang on, you grandfather was not Chinese, was he?
person a) no he wasn't; he was German. But i termed him Falun Gong, because he belonged to a political youth party that did not support Adolf Hitler and his megalomaniac policies. Since Hitler wanted Louis XIV glory he banned all political movements other than the Nazi party.
person b) Hang on, you grandfather was not Chinese, was he?
person a) no he wasn't; he was German. But i termed him Falun Gong, because he belonged to a political youth party that did not support Adolf Hitler and his megalomaniac policies. Since Hitler wanted Louis XIV glory he banned all political movements other than the Nazi party.
Falun Gong by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2012
gerda
a) a fucked up way to say girl/girlfriend/women in general
b) a shorthand version (with a capital) of the name Gertrud.
b) a shorthand version (with a capital) of the name Gertrud.
French (of France) Skyrock post:
comment ca va les gerda? (hey, gerda, or gerdas, how is it going?)
response to post : Ce que tu voulais dire, c'est comment ca vas les meufs. on n'utilise pas le terme gerda en France. (what you wanted to say is, Hey, how is it going les meufs; the term gerda is not used here in France).
comment ca va les gerda? (hey, gerda, or gerdas, how is it going?)
response to post : Ce que tu voulais dire, c'est comment ca vas les meufs. on n'utilise pas le terme gerda en France. (what you wanted to say is, Hey, how is it going les meufs; the term gerda is not used here in France).
gerda by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2012