Definitions by Uncle Dimma

carnaldestism 

(acronym of the words baptism of carnal desire): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires. i.e. loses their virginity.

if you are born in the Western world after 1990 and you have not had your carnaldestism before the age of 20, you may be labeled a social retard

carnaldestism by Uncle Dimma November 28, 2013

monkey-womb 

an offensive for a girl under the age of 18, being raised by a single father

Does Bill 101 applies to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father for that matter, whose father is French-Canadian but whose mother is an immigrant?

monkey-womb by Uncle Dimma November 28, 2013

cougar life 

(based on the internet site (cougarlife.com)

a life based on hedonism and immorality

If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Gary Ridgway

cougar life by Uncle Dimma November 24, 2013

cougar's life

( based on the internet site cougarlife.com)

a life based on hedonism and immorality

If you want to know what a cougar's life is you can ask Gary Ridgway

cougar's life by Uncle Dimma November 24, 2013

cougar's life

a life based on hedonism and immorality

If you want to know what a cougar's life is you can ask Hugh Hefner

cougar's life by Uncle Dimma November 24, 2013

flying camel

(шаромыжник по русски): offensive synonym for

a) charlatan
b) a con man (not a convict, but a conniving man)

c ) a building repair contractor who takes either the full sum or a down-payment and then does substandard work
d) a person who takes your and doesn't deliver the goods/services promised

the worst possible type of flying camel you can find in Quebec's conscruption industry is the building contractor

flying camel by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2013

farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless and/or subjectively meaningless activity or activities over and over again, without any productive result

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.

farming and grinding by Uncle Dimma November 19, 2013