Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
(bonus points if you know where my quote concerning the lupara blasts comes from).
Boston Marathon 2013 Bombing suspect who needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" in order to pay for his crimes
Boston Marathon 2013 Bombing suspect who needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" in order to pay for his crimes
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev does not, under any circumstances deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is and an American citizen. He does indeed need to have his body torn apart by lupara blasts, and then strung Mussolini-style on a telegraph pole nearest the explosion at the Boston Marathon Bombing.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by Uncle Dimma November 12, 2013
punch-drunk love
(can be silly, humorous, sarcastic or offensive, depending on the context and/or the situation):
an actual intimate encounter (or thinking about having an intimate encounter with a given person) after just one date
an actual intimate encounter (or thinking about having an intimate encounter with a given person) after just one date
punch-drunk love by Uncle Dimma November 1, 2013
fuckfriend
a specific prostitute that you pay for over and over again would probably qualify as a friend with benefits, but without the actual friendship, under definition a) of fuckfriend as stated above
fuckfriend by Uncle Dimma October 23, 2013
spring has sprung
father: hoo-hoo, Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat if you come from a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat if you come from a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
spring has sprung by Uncle Dimma October 19, 2013
devil-worship
devil-worship by Uncle Dimma October 19, 2013
perpetuum mobili
perpetuum mobili: Latin phrase to be translated as forever in motion by people in the pure sciences or to be translated as forever in flux by realistic intellectuals in the social sciences
The Russian Revolution of 1917 is the result of the fact that tsars Alexander I and Nicholas I did not exactly grasp the ssence of the latin phrase perpetuum mobili
perpetuum mobili by Uncle Dimma October 19, 2013
skeleton in the closet
employer: sorry, sir but you can't get get the job you are applying for.
applicant: why?
employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.
applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.
employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
applicant: why?
employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.
applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.
employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
skeleton in the closet by Uncle Dimma October 18, 2013