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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

social retard 

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.

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Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.

social retard 

social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.

cuddledict 

(the words cuddle+addict): a humorous term meant to tease a female who is perceived to be (whether rightly or wrongly) a shy virgin but who is addicted to cuddling and intense pda's.
a girl will, even as an adult, most likely be a cuddledict because she wants to tease you and is playing hard to get, not necessarily because she is lacking sexperience
cuddledict by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2014

landed gentry 

wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manorial estates in the countryside and owning slaves or serfs.
Landed gentry, exempt from mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonists; this is part of the reason why Russian society actually degenerated to the point of revolution by 1917.
landed gentry by Uncle Dimma February 18, 2014

jagged relationship 

an up-and-down, on-and-off again type of relationship
if you are in a jagged relationship, especially if you are the dominated party, you should be asking yourself whether or not that particular relationship is right for you.
(do not forget the dot between each letter of the acronym)

acronym for stupid pathetic arrogant moron
the only place on the net where you can 'publicly' vent your anger by calling your teacher a s.p.a.m is this site- that IMHO should be banned altogether- called ratemyteacher.com
s.p.a.m by Uncle Dimma February 14, 2014

consumaste society 

a society that is both one of excessive consumerism and excessive waste
not only is our North American Western society one on planned obsolescence, it is also the epitome of a consumaste society. however, since this term was invented in the Canadian province of Quebec, it should also have a French equivalent, une societé de gaspilmation.
consumaste society by Uncle Dimma February 13, 2014