Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Spitgate
Similar to pizzagate or any other useless scandal that has a -gate suffix, but one that ensues, as the name suggests, when someone spits on the bathroom floor at the office or warehouse where you work.
Spitgate by Uncle Dimma March 9, 2025
not suitable for whites
(also abbreviated n.s.f.w): exactly what it means. Not suitable for whites (ie unfit for white people consumption or for consumption by white culture).
not suitable for whites by Uncle Dimma March 9, 2025
Faire le Martin-Karl
Faire le Martin-Karl by Uncle Dimma February 21, 2025
Faire le Martin-Karl
Arrêtez de faire le Martin-Karl et allez à l'école. Ne vendez pas de la drogue.. Stop playing the idiot and go to school. Stop selling drugs.
Faire le Martin-Karl by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2025
Your signature or your salary
A new phrase meaning. Either you agree to my terms (terms perhaps less favorable to you) or you give up your salary altogether.
Your signature or your salary can also mean either you, as an incompetent federal bureaucrat, resign and take a severance package, or I fire you.
Your signature or your salary by Uncle Dimma February 17, 2025
Your signature or your salary
Whereas your signature or your brains as a phrase should be kept in Mario Puzos The Godfather, the phrase your signature or your salary means...that you can fire any incompetent federal bureaucrat.
Your signature or your salary by Uncle Dimma February 16, 2025
Doge derangement syndrome
When Trump was re-elected in 2024, proving that lawfare didn't pan out, the liberals continue to double down on their stupidity...they accidentally discovered doge derangement syndrome as a new mental health disorder....
Doge derangement syndrome by Uncle Dimma February 14, 2025