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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

to save your sinking Titanic 

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester
mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

to save your sinking Titanic 

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester
mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

to save your sinking Titanic 

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester
mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

citizen country 

the country in which your company (or product) was originally headquartered (or produced) prior to outsourcing
for companies like paypal your citizen country is still the united states, even if you may do business elsewhere and your servers may be anywhere in the world.

Trump Derangement Syndrome 

(TDS): a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their bio-genetic and bio-molecular hatred of Donald Trump, to the point they actually abandon all logic and reason and refuse to accept an America without Queen Hilary.
supporting the green new deal is either running to the left of bernie sanders or trump derangement syndrome

to save your sinking Titanic 

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester
mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

time skunk 

a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all
a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time
time skunk by Uncle Dimma April 26, 2020