Definitions by Uncle Dimma

monkey cereal 

Your morning cereal which has orange/grapefruit juice in it , instead of milk.

You have to be either crazy or eccentrically ingenious to have monkey cereal for breakfast

monkey cereal by Uncle Dimma November 29, 2013

carnaldestism 

(acronym of the words baptism of carnal desire): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires. i.e. loses their virginity.

if you are born in the Western world after 1990 and you have not had your carnaldestism before the age of 20, you may be labeled a social retard

carnaldestism by Uncle Dimma November 28, 2013

monkey-womb 

an offensive for a girl under the age of 18, being raised by a single father

Does Bill 101 applies to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father for that matter, whose father is French-Canadian but whose mother is an immigrant?

monkey-womb by Uncle Dimma November 28, 2013

cougar life 

(based on the internet site (cougarlife.com)

a life based on hedonism and immorality

If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Gary Ridgway

cougar life by Uncle Dimma November 24, 2013

cougar's life

( based on the internet site cougarlife.com)

a life based on hedonism and immorality

If you want to know what a cougar's life is you can ask Gary Ridgway

cougar's life by Uncle Dimma November 24, 2013

cougar's life

a life based on hedonism and immorality

If you want to know what a cougar's life is you can ask Hugh Hefner

cougar's life by Uncle Dimma November 24, 2013

flying camel

(шаромыжник по русски): offensive synonym for

a) charlatan
b) a con man (not a convict, but a conniving man)

c ) a building repair contractor who takes either the full sum or a down-payment and then does substandard work
d) a person who takes your and doesn't deliver the goods/services promised

the worst possible type of flying camel you can find in Quebec's conscruption industry is the building contractor

flying camel by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2013