Definitions by Uncle Dimma

proletariat syndrome 

when you work a 9-5 (or 8-4) shift, come home by about 6 pm, only to take a shower and dose off to sleep until 8- 8:30 pm, before doing anything else; however, you are back in bed by 10-10:30 pm, because you have to get up early again the following morning and repeat the process.

the proletariat syndrome occurs most commonly in, as the name suggests, the working classes who don't work in offices, during the fall and winter months, usually September through late January, when the days are getting shorter. Also, the proletariat syndrome should never, under any circumstances, be confused with a real medical condition known as seasonal mood disorder

proletariat syndrome by Uncle Dimma January 22, 2015

forensic entomology

using bugs, as well as by extension their eggs and larvae, to forensically analyze a crime scene.

i am not an expert in forensic entomology

forensic entomology by Uncle Dimma January 21, 2015

pull the hippo out of the mud 

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, when no one wants to pay their share

pull the hippo out of the mud by Uncle Dimma January 20, 2015

etchy-stretchy

philosophically or scientifically (pure science only) controversial

concepts such as 'Normal', with a philosophical capital N, are supposed to be imho etchy-stretchy. I specifically excluded political science and the other sciences from the definition of etchy-stretchy because they create political controversy tainted with propaganda and mediapocricy

etchy-stretchy by Uncle Dimma January 19, 2015

pancake mix 

posmic quality cement

if you're going to use some bloody pancake mix to build a house, you better think again.

pancake mix by Uncle Dimma January 19, 2015

put the bowstring up your pipehole 

a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer

if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole

put the bowstring up your pipehole by Uncle Dimma January 19, 2015

kiss me baby one more time 

a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up

boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.

kiss me baby one more time by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2015