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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

social selfie 

( abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie specifically taken in order to put on one's own social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test
social selfie by Uncle Dimma April 14, 2015

monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED
if you're going to build a monkey bomb, the government should not be responsible for you injuring yourself.
monkey bomb by Uncle Dimma April 14, 2015
an amalgamation of the Hebrew words פִּיל (elephant in English) and חמור (donkey in English), pronounced pronounced peemoh'r, (פימור in Hebrew),

a ) (adjective) something as gruesome as a genetic cross between an elephant (פִּיל in Hebrew) and a donkey (חמור in Hebrew).

b) (noun) offensively denotes a person who behaves like a genetic cross between an elephant and a donkey, and has, seemingly, no manners none whatsoever.
Pimor, what exactly are you doing?
pimor by Uncle Dimma April 13, 2015

blown off course 

(Being, verb): in Nordic countries such as Canada, coming late to work because of a snowstorm or icestorm.
I was almost blown off course today cuz of the weather; however, being blown off course is not an excuse.

Montreal's pantless metrothon 

An event that took place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people gathered at Mont Royal metro station and from there took the metro, as the name implies, pantless.
If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon, or a similar event, don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.

business-suicide 

An objective, according to everyone but yourself, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.
if someone you trust tells you are committing business-suicide, please don't deny that you may not have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business.
a less offensive term for a non-heterosexual male, or at least a male perceived to be non-heterosexual
it is still tbd if man-fan should also be an insult for straight, but not heteronormative males.
man-fan by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2015