Tom's definitions

spizel

Another word for giz or cum.

Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.

by tom May 13, 2005

Cranium

The act of being barbra strieshand golf champion

That cranium be rockin through the suburbs.

by tom April 20, 2003

haste

To move quickly. To hurry.

I must move with haste.

by Tom March 10, 2003

trouble

Misfortune, strife, problems, and a girl called Karyn. All that happens when Karyn is present.

1. The vector, Karyn, hosted a nasty cold virus and shared it with all her friends.
2. Although peril and menace follow close behind her, you can’t help but be fond of a Karyn.

by Tom September 14, 2004

times

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

by Tom October 15, 2003

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003

gruad

the delestic spelling for guard.

the gruad of the train

by Tom September 6, 2003