Sid's definitions

Wasteland

A state of mind in which you think up ridiculous ideas which at the time seem to make perfect sense but upon review at a later time are revealed as complete nonsense and are usually quite humoress. This can be be attributed to drug use, lack of sleep, or any similar effects.

My mind was a total Wasteland when I wrote down: "The monkeys, ARE TALKING!"

by Sid August 8, 2003

Mingerling

Being at the pub when all the fit girls are gone and having to sift through all the Minger's that remain (because if you don't manage to pull one, you are destined for a Hand Shandy or aFizzing)

From Paul: "Sid, All the hotties are taken so I'm off Mingerling, want to join me?"

by Sid June 2, 2004

White Willy Vacuum

When someone snorts crack off of a penis.

"She did a white willy vacuum on that guy at the party"

by Sid April 8, 2005

bizzer

One who Blends and Buzzes. Perhaps throws things at you.

Mimi is a Bizzier Bitch

by Sid May 28, 2003

hrdwrbob

1 (n.) Any species of pedantic wanker.
2 (v.) To be smacked down with extreme pedantry.

1. You're a sad cunt, just like that hrdwrbob fellow. Get your fist out of your ear.

2. George Bush is going to get hrdwrbob'd by Kerry in the next debate.

by Sid October 28, 2004

spiderwebbed

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.

i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.

by sid June 27, 2004

tRiBaLmUnKy

A monkey famous for yawning too damn much.

12:21 <tRiBaLmUnKy> *yawn*
12:21 <Sid> GODDAMMIT MUNKY STOP THE INFERNAL YAWNS!!!!

by Sid May 9, 2003