Paul's definitions

Windows ME

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

by Paul June 22, 2004

hojamica

Usually an empty fry bin, this device is used to shame an already shamed idiot of a human being. It is worn by the offender as a hat of sorts, with grease and salt rubbing off into his or her hair. First used on Daniel Hojecki.

Heh Hojecki wont throw out the garbage, make him wear his hojamica!

by Paul June 3, 2004

Poon dust

A magic dust that makes the wearer irresistable to the opposite sex.

I've got the poon dust on tonight, cause that chick wants my cock.

by Paul September 29, 2003

Palm Salsa

The residue left on keyboards, computer mouse, and places in the office where hands rest during office practices.

I can't stand to use his mouse. He leaves serious Palm Salsa on everything.

by Paul August 23, 2004

5190

Definition of a typical asian female, 5 feet 1 inches and 90 lbs.

51 90
fifty-one ninety

I went to an asian club last night and all I saw were 5190s.

by Paul January 23, 2005

cupcake

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus sphincter when a fart is released; upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence in his/her hand and puts it in someone's face.

Greg was getting ready to cupcake Pete.

by Paul March 23, 2004