Paul's definitions

Noonie

A wet but beautiful place which is best shared with someone you love

A female's sexual organ

by Paul February 14, 2004

phat

Pretty High And Tempting

A great looking girl is PHAT

by Paul February 20, 2005

hoot hoot yehudie

The first and second attempt to throw up followed by the first gush of pre digested food

Listen the next time you see someone going to the shit house to puke

by paul December 27, 2003

THE WALK OF SHAME

Discribes the walk from the exit of the public toilet to the wash basin..after have had a horrific shit, (windjammer followed by a mad session of the peebledash effect)in front of other users of the toilet

Listening to sniggers from people who are looking at you

by paul January 13, 2004

Announcer

A person who walks around in public places talking loudly on cellular phones almost as if they think everyone else will be interested in hearing one side of a conversation.

Did you see/hear that announcer on the elevator this morning?

by Paul August 23, 2004

klondike butt syndrome

KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.

anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.

by paul May 5, 2004

walla

The work many people say / mispell in place of the French word - "voilà" which means (in English) "here it is".

"Walla" is a word used by ignorant people (particularly Americans) who simply don't know any better.

I was looking for my pen and voilà, here it is.

by Paul December 7, 2004