Paul's definitions

Drunk

George W Bush

Bush was too drunk to give a speech today.

by Paul August 21, 2003

kansas city crumper

A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.

I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper

by Paul May 12, 2004

wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

by Paul December 1, 2004

dell

reliable computers at a good price

-people who bash dells are ignorant irrational people who feel a cumpulsive urge to make igorant non factually based stuff who have no right to judge what they cant match or have any knowledge of, haters of dells foam at the mouth becaue they have no idea what they're talking about... or they just are noob computer builders who fuck with stuff they dont know..
-my dell has lasted me several years with out crashing
this is my oppinion.. i could be wrong

by paul April 12, 2005

laying a mine

Having a shit

Aaron has just gone to lay a mine

by Paul January 21, 2004

bubbler

A device used for smoking pot. Different from a bong in that a bubbler tends to be smaller, and does not have a removable bowl.

In a bong, when you want to pull your hit through, you take out the bong. In a bubbler, you let go of the shottie (a hole in the side).

The concept behind a bubbler is similar to a pipe, except there is water involved.

Man I just bought a phat bubbler down at hi times. Come blaze with me!

by Paul June 25, 2005

sprawl

what old people do when one kicks away their walking sticks

Look at that old person sprawlled all over the pavement

by paul December 26, 2003