Paul's definitions

spirit of the wolf

a spell in a gayme (purposefully mispelt) "Everquest" that allows your character to move faster.

Dude, seriously. find a better game.

by Paul December 15, 2003

tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure

by paul August 3, 2004

backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.

"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.

by Paul September 10, 2004

deus ex

most amazing video game ever created, good graphics, incredible story-line and amazing gameplay.

JC Denton owns all your asses

by paul April 1, 2004

nixus

large South African irc network nixus.org

"I'm bored! lets go admire the nixus irc opers"

by Paul August 12, 2004

flobby

Flobby is the face you make after your airbag opens in a car

Micheal's face was really flobby after the accident

by Paul December 17, 2003

Lawn Ornament

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found

"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"

by Paul July 12, 2004