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Slom

1. A simple combination of the two words slut and mommy.
2. Word for a milf who hits on all of her son's friends.
Jeff: "Yo, what did my mom say to you?"
Paul: "Your slom didn't say anything, she just bent over and i stuck it in her ass!"
by Paul February 16, 2005
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monstrate

the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. the incredible hulk or Lil' Kim)
by Paul July 27, 2004
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walla

The work many people say / mispell in place of the French word - "voilà" which means (in English) "here it is".

"Walla" is a word used by ignorant people (particularly Americans) who simply don't know any better.
I was looking for my pen and voilà, here it is.
by Paul December 7, 2004
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Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!
Bo must of been under the influence of "Gypsy Hypnosis" when agreed to front Kevin $150 in Vegas.
by Paul February 2, 2005
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El Guappo

A filthy Mexican mobster wannabe. Generally found at clubs.
Look at El-Guappo there hitting on that chick
by Paul May 7, 2004
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human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.
Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.
by Paul February 13, 2005
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lord_of_muffins

A person that suffers from gaydomness.
by Paul January 22, 2005
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