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Aberdeen, Washington

The town that Kurt Cobain WAS born in...is a next to Hoquiam, WA where so many mistaken folk attribute him as being born. There is no hospital in Hoquiam only in Aberdeen
He wasn't born in Hoquiam folks, get it right.
by Paul April 20, 2005
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history

A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk
You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........
by Paul December 25, 2003
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pimp

derived from the greek "pi": the symbol designating the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter and "imp": the devil's offspring. Therefore a pimp is hellabad and when provoked, will "bitchslap" someone, bringing his hand back and executing the movement in a 'circular' motion.
by Paul July 27, 2004
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Slom

1. A simple combination of the two words slut and mommy.
2. Word for a milf who hits on all of her son's friends.
Jeff: "Yo, what did my mom say to you?"
Paul: "Your slom didn't say anything, she just bent over and i stuck it in her ass!"
by Paul February 16, 2005
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Heatherest

A non-slutty girl named Heather.
Heather McNally is the Heatherest!
by Paul April 16, 2004
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Stoofek

"A stoofek is a nitwit, always out of with with reality, who habitually busies himself with....I'm a stoofek"

First used in 9 Chickweed Lane on 4/22/2004 by Amos, he stopped short of defining a stoofek when he realized he himself was a stoofek.

Amos, and the insult he coined, will likely be confined to the dustbin of history.
Is Jared a total stoofek or what?
by Paul April 23, 2004
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Ellenation

A reference to the legions of Ellen DeGeneris fans.
I turned on the TV and was stunned by the screaming Ellenation.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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