Definitions by Nick

Happas 

(n.)
The amusement caused by passport photos.

Happas by Nick March 28, 2003

Ible 

(adj.)
Clever but lazy.

Ible by Nick March 28, 2003

Kalami 

(n.)
The ancient Eastern art of being able to fold road maps properly.

Kalami by Nick March 28, 2003

Liff 

(n.)
A common object or experience for which no word yet exists.

Liff by Nick March 28, 2003

Slobozia 

(n.)
A chronic inability to pick up underpants.

Slobozia by Nick March 28, 2003

Throcking 

(ptcpl.vb.)
The action of continually pushing down the lever on a pop-up toaster in the hope that you will thereby get it to understand that you want it to toast something.

Throcking by Nick March 28, 2003

Yate

(n.)
Dishearteningly white piece of bread that sits lumpily in a pop-up toaster during a protracted throcking (q.v.) session.

Yate by Nick March 28, 2003