Mark's definitions

Boludon

From argentine languaje. Dude with super big, huge, hairy balls, it's worse than boludo and pelotudo, making you a dumbfuck. Used to insult people who fucked up something really important.

Dejaste caer cafe en el teclado boludon!
You dropped coffee on the keyboard you dumbfuck!

by Mark June 12, 2004

nernsty

Someone with a wide variety of ubergooberian technical knowledge who is also rather fetching, preferably mustachioed can be called 'nernsty'.

Her labcoat really brought out the, erm, nernsts on that nernsty technician, an effect heightened by her mustache.

by mark June 25, 2004

boofoo

Definition: BUTT FUCK
Background: Used in the eighties/nineties (at least where I'm from Chicago)

1)Boofoo Egypt
2)I wanna boofoo your asshole

by Mark November 29, 2004

queensland blue pumpkin

the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law

man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky daks it had a moose knuckle like a queensland blue pumpkin

by Mark August 1, 2004

travesty

Besides being ''a mockery of'', it is also a transvestite in spanish.

Look homes, that man looks like a travesty, with that skirt and makeup...

by Mark January 25, 2005

most extreme elimination challenge

1) Scenario:
A male contestant dressed in a roll of bamboo shoots must climb up a hill covered in foam, while avoiding giant acorns being rolled down the hill at him. The starting point at the bottom of the hill is covered in bushes.
2) Action:
The contestant is hit by rolling acorns and is forced back to the starting point.

Commentary:
"Well I guess after taking a few nuts on the chin, it must feel pretty good to be back in the bush".
All very legitimate and wholesome when taken in context.

by Mark January 6, 2004

grandmaster

purveyor of animal sex

if you want to do that sort of thing ask the grandmaster first.

by mark October 12, 2003