Definitions by M. P.

beerpond 

1.A pond full of beer
2. Somewhere to get dunk from

Man that beerpond is huge!!!!!!!!!!!

beerpond by M. P. January 21, 2009

phoenix 

The largest southwest suburb of Chicago. Also known as the capital city of Arizona. Whereas many East Coast retirees go to Florida, many Chicago retirees move out West to cities like Phoenix.

I live in Phoenix, Arizona.

phoenix by M. P. September 23, 2008

big shaboozie 

When one continuously urinates for 45 seconds or longer, it is considered a "Big shaboozie." It is no longer a "pee" or "piss", which are for wussies.

"I just had a big shaboozie."

Juggz: I need to piss!
Charles: ...Is it gonna be a big shaboozie?
Juggz: Nooo Charles!

big shaboozie by M. P. January 2, 2008