M. P.'s definitions

beerpond

1.A pond full of beer
2. Somewhere to get dunk from

Man that beerpond is huge!!!!!!!!!!!

by M. P. January 21, 2009

big shaboozie

When one continuously urinates for 45 seconds or longer, it is considered a "Big shaboozie." It is no longer a "pee" or "piss", which are for wussies.

"I just had a big shaboozie."

Juggz: I need to piss!
Charles: ...Is it gonna be a big shaboozie?
Juggz: Nooo Charles!

by M. P. January 2, 2008

phoenix

The largest southwest suburb of Chicago. Also known as the capital city of Arizona. Whereas many East Coast retirees go to Florida, many Chicago retirees move out West to cities like Phoenix.

I live in Phoenix, Arizona.

by M. P. September 23, 2008