fair-weather friend

A friend who is only around when they need you.

Bill is a fair-weather friend because he only comes over when I have weed.

by John October 23, 2003

whorean

(n). A Korean whore.

1) _______ is a whorean; she slept with another guy other than her boyfriend during a school trip to New York.

by John May 13, 2005

bub

Used by Bugs Bunny and other 40's people to mean mac or bud. Short for both bubba and bubke or bubbe with both Yiddish and Southern roots. My stepmother's dad called me this all throughout the 60's and 70's so I revived it in the 80's.

Hey, bub, what's the idea?

by John January 10, 2004

madonna-whore complex

a career that is flatlining and needs cpr. See debbie gibson

now that britney spears' career has bounced back from a kiss, the rest of the mickey mouse club will develop a madonna-whore complex

by john September 08, 2003

nose buggery

the most popular form of foreplay in Bromley.

Carly: 'Kelly satisfies me in a way no man can'.
Sarah: 'Oh yeah? You fuckin tart.'
Carly: 'Why yes, she nose buggers me'.

by John May 03, 2004

Affleck

ruin/upset/mess up see also screwed

oh no i afflecked myself by marrying a publicity seeking fat assed ho'. this marriage wont last a year..

by john August 21, 2003

mansonite

A self-proclaimed moron who labels themselves "goth", and listens to MTV-friendly forced angst crap like Korn and predominantly Marylin Manson. They have no idea of where "goth" music evolved before it was corrupted by Hot Topic chains, and do not know who the Bauhaus, Das Ich, etc. are.
Insulting term used among intelligent people.

I fucking hate those mallpunk mansonites.

by John September 05, 2003