Thief in the dark

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.
by Jesus March 20, 2005
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schlossarse

"Castle ass." Referring to Amber Jenkins. Word created by Amber Jenkins.
"Whoa, man! She is such a schlossarse!"
by Jesus April 30, 2004
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Pajuo

Persona estupida, torpe o de reaccion lenta.
"No seas pajuo", "Te caistes por pajuo", "Apurate pajuo"
by Jesus November 29, 2003
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TCHBP

by Jesus September 17, 2003
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cheeks 4

"oh Muffy im so glad my stocks dont go down like you do baby"
by Jesus June 06, 2003
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legitimate

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.
by jesus November 16, 2003
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MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.
I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.
by Jesus January 18, 2003
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