Jesus 's definitions

well care

A saying/phrase, used in britain (mainly the rhyl area), which is not technically accurate, but hilarious nontheless. Used in a sarcastic manner, basically means that you 'well care', thereby exclaming the fact that you do not care.

Me: Dan you knob jockey!
Dan: Well care

by Jesus February 28, 2004

Mamma Newstead

Daughter of Jesus Christ, Sister of Jesus Boy, mamma is married to Jason Newstead, Mamma is a talking pile of ashes because her and Jesus boy were twins (they are crosses) and Dagoth Ur burned her with his hand of fire, and both of them burned, sadly...Jesus boy never turned to ashes and is still burning this day.
Can also be used as an insult.

Hey shut up!..Mamma Newstead!

by Jesus February 23, 2004

shuddersome

the best band in the entire world.

hey, lets go see Shuddersome tomarrow night, they kick so much anus.

by jesus February 22, 2004

puzzlement

A highlyintelligent word, created by the Laserman, the coolest kid ever.

"Life is a puzzlement"

by Jesus February 22, 2004

richmond college

One of the shittest places ever, filled with twats (apart from Perry ) esher is better and the girls are buff.

"i go to richmond"
!Quick let's jump the fucker!"

by jesus February 17, 2004

esher

The best college ever, has the best house parties imaginable and women.
better than richmond college

"yeah, i go to esher"
"oh the girls are buff in esher"

by jesus February 17, 2004

krefdagshe

Someone who in inept at being as cool as velocd.

Hah, kinto'un is such a krefdagshe.

by Jesus February 5, 2004