Jesus 's definitions

spooge rifle

your dick

your mom sucks your spooge rifle

by Jesus June 6, 2003

muz

the ultimate highest bootifulist sex godess in ashmore park!

muz rules all ova sex god/godess 's and is the seifulist! :P

by jesus April 14, 2005

skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

by Jesus January 30, 2005

asstron

A robotic ass.

holy schizer! would ya look at that asstron.

by Jesus December 12, 2003

Road Rage

The act or feeling of agression towards the dumbasses that share the nations hiways with one.

Road rage: if you don't have it, you're probably causing it.

by Jesus February 24, 2003

Poot

a particular squeaky type of fart often resulting in a mild smell.

that fart was a poot!

by Jesus July 24, 2003

mick

A derogatory term for an Irishman, usually Catholic and sometimes drunk

On St. Patrick's Day everyone's a mick.

by jesus September 1, 2003