Definitions by Jesus

the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.

If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.

the clap by Jesus January 17, 2003

Two Pump Chump 

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.

Two Pump Chump by Jesus January 17, 2003

MILF 

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

MILF by Jesus January 17, 2003