Similar to the traditional reverse vampire, the PURV must only be out during sunlight and dies in the dark. Sadely, the PURV does not have super-human strength or any form of charismatic animal magnatism. The PURV is has below average strength and is afraid of women or men depending the the PURV's gender.
Let's go out around midnight, so there is no chance of running into a paralell universe reverse vampire.
by FIZZ March 16, 2005

Creepy, senile, fertile old man who talks like a parrot, has uneven teeth, and teaches History at Rocky Hill School
by Fizz June 01, 2004

Mr. Tukey is a capitalist bastard.
by Fizz June 02, 2004

by FIZZ March 16, 2005
