Dave's definitions

Tekkobra

some putz whose personal opinions make him a horrible forums admin.

I said that I preffered the kar over the garand so he locked the thread, he pulled a tekkobra.

by Dave December 4, 2003

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

cherry

1) A small red fruit with a stone in the middle. Grows on trees.
2)Your virginity.

1) "Hummmmm, this cherry is sweet and tasty"
2) "I got this slut pissed and lost my cherry"

by Dave August 11, 2003

Microsoftie

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.

"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

going the distance

Completing something despite hardships.

Carrying out a task or duty, usually with the connotation that it is arduous in some way.

We thought he wasn't going to make it, but he went the distance.

by dave June 24, 2004

ip

A term used to describe a good looking girl.

- "Hey, Look at the ass on that chick"
-(In agreement) Yeah.. there is some serious IP around tonight

by Dave March 1, 2004

Jeff Hardy

one half of the greatest tag team of all time but his brother was stupid and then got fired by Vince McMahon. He has had some great matches.

Wrestlemania X-Seven v.s Dudleyz v.s E&C 4 the wwe tag team championship.

by dave April 2, 2005