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obert

The bag Oh Boy O'Berto beef jerkey comes in.
C'mon man open the obert im starving!
by Dave March 2, 2004
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Tweed'd

Puff, puff puff to the brain shot
Love P.O.D.ed and tweeded, gotta get another case for my trunk
Old English, really don't need it, but in case my trues wanna
get drunk
Krazyie Bone - Bone thugs n harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone
by Dave April 16, 2005
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Welrod

The name for a type of handgun used in WWII. The Welrod was a top-secret issue handgun, used commonly by the OSS (Office Of Strategic Services, now known as the Central Intelligence Agency).
There are two words to perfectly sum up the Welrod...peculiar, and frightening. The peculiar element of the Welrod is that it looks like a big pipe. The frightening part is that it had accuracy and range equivalent to that of a sniper rifle! The gun's biggest flaw is that it could only use one round per shot (after shot, you had to pull back on a little circular lock, then load the bullet in the top crevice, push the lock back in, and you're ready). Although it looks like a pipe, this is exactly why the shots are very quiet.
Only around 2800 copies were made. Not only that, but the only ones that are allowed to use or possess this gun are government agents.

I forget what caliber it was.... .32? .32acp? If I had my folder with me I'd go full-bore on this sucka. -_-'
"I wish I had one though. Too bad I'm just a civvie. -_-"
-me
by Dave February 3, 2004
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Hoss

by Dave August 3, 2003
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Liquidsmooth

A term used to describe a male that is so undeniably attractive to the opposite sex, that he can only be descibed as such, Liquidsmooth. In many cases such a male such attention from the opposite sex will trigger a reaction from other males, which can include jelousy, hate, anger etc. many of which will result in name calling, such as "Liquid you are such a girl", "Liquid you look like a girl" etc.
when I Liquidsmooth is constatly harassed for being prettier than most males (and females for that matter).
by dave January 27, 2005
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Hisary Miff

Jim: im so bored, i think i might go beat up some midgets to ease the boredom
Mike: Hisary miff!
by dave February 26, 2004
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camel-toe

What is a camel toe ?
camel toe is the tight V shape made by her panties or tight fitting shorts and jeans.
Notice the way it shows off her crotch? Well, that's a CAMEL TOE or cameltoe.
What cause's a camel toe ?
Officially that issue is still open to debate. Some say
camel toe is caused from wearing very tight clothing, or excessive
Intercourse. :-), etc. But really the issue is the labia's them selves
being to long or asymmetrically shaped, and of course tight
clothing is only going too enhance the cameltoes appearance.
Is showing your camel toe a Bad thing?
Of course not. Just as many women have one Breast that is
slightly larger than the other one.
(NOT that were knocking women or anything.)
Personally at camel toe we feel if a woman has a cameltoe.
She should show it off. Because NOW having a camel toe is
a trendy thing. Just as pet rocks and mood rings use to be.
That's a
camel toe or as some say cameltoe.
by Dave September 7, 2003
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