dickcream

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.

"Ted Check our the new dick cream"

by Ben March 24, 2005

cockwaffle

A derogatory term used to describe a whore. They may additionally be good at cooking.

You are such a cockwaffle.

by Ben December 22, 2004

diz

Nickname for the great trumpet player Dizzy Gillespie.

by Ben October 30, 2003

Scag Rat

Skinny person who looks like they are on drugs

Lucie the scag rat is coming round later

by Ben February 25, 2004

Krist Novoselic

Bassist of former band Nirvana. Was thinking of running for leutinent governor of Washington, but changed his mind. Now is a delegate for John Kerry.

Krist Novoselic kiseed Kurt Cobain on Saturday Night Live.

by Ben February 18, 2004

Riding Coat Tail

To sponge, mooch, free load, skate by, or do absolutely nothing but watch while somebody else does all the work and still somehow try to take at least partial credit for something you had no hand in. The act most likely originated back in Tallahassee in Apt# D9 and then fully cultivated to a personality trait on Calcutta Street.

Anticipating good times to be had for all, Kevin put down the Nintendo and was observed "Riding Coat Tail" all the way to Michelangelo's.

by Ben December 30, 2004

poodoo

a white trash, nasty person; a hick

That girl is so poodoo.

by ben September 22, 2003