Ben's definitions

wilco

awesome alternative country band from chicago. best cd musically is yankee hotel foxtrot, although many prefer being there and summerteeth. AM is generally avoided. one of the best bands in music today.

Wilco kicks ass. Have you ever heard "Poor Places?"

by Ben January 18, 2004

duff

To strike

Geoff pushed me so I duffed him in the face.

by ben October 6, 2003

Bargine cunt

adjective- refers to the act of enloping with a lady who has the same expectations about the relationship as you.

1)'...and so all she wants is sex'
2)that's a bargine cunt.

by ben November 16, 2003

riding coat tale

the same as riding coat tail

see see riding coat tail

by Ben February 3, 2005

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

by Ben December 7, 2003

trippy bastard

Used to represent a person who is trippin you out when your high on drugs

Oi you trippy bastard

by Ben April 1, 2005

red card

A statement used as an indication that another's action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. The act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. Obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.

"Yeah, she was so hot, I was ready to jump all over that."

"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"

by Ben December 28, 2004