Batman's definitions

pope mobile

the chariot of an old man

'woah! look at tha pope mobile!'

by batman March 19, 2005

thicket

a group of wankers (chavs)

what a bunch of wankers

no, a group of chavs is a thicket

same difference

by Batman February 8, 2005

scrimage chick

This is the chick that you practice freaky sexual techniques with before trying them on your girlfriend or wife. Typically, not very attractive, but willing to try absolutely anything just to get some action. The chick used to perfect your game/moves.

Last night I fucked my scrimage chick's armpit and came all over her. I am glad that I got that out of my system, it would never work with wifey.

by Batman May 20, 2004

bonkle

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

by batman July 22, 2004

webb eye

when a persons eye is shaped like a mans japs eye

shut you webb eyed cunt

by batman March 5, 2004

recockulous

More extreme than rediculous. Proceeding to a state of comedic abnormality. Used to describe men under most circumstances...

Joe just did his seventh keg stand, and he is acting RECOCKULOUS! He even puked on my shoe.

by Batman April 12, 2002

catwoman

When a person unexpectetedly has the urge to take their belt off and start whipping other people around them.

He did a catwoman on me!

by Batman October 9, 2004