Definitions by Batman

to son 

1.(verb) to pwn, and also to gain legal custody of.
2. being sonned

1. I want to son you, so I can take you to school.
2. to son or not to son?

to son by Batman February 21, 2003

sonned 

the past tense of to son, a lighter form of grandsonned.

now that you're sonned, I'm gonna get busy with joo mama!

sonned by Batman February 21, 2003

evil

concentrated foulness; intentionally bad; extremely malignant; Microsoft.

1. wow, microsoft put a lot of evil into their new windows professional edition.
2. help! my new windows professional edition just tried to cut off my penis! that's pretty darn evil.

evil by Batman February 21, 2003

Dump

taking a shit

"im gonna go take a dump"

Dump by BATMAN January 7, 2003

clown shoes 

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.

That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!

clown shoes by batman December 12, 2002

lips on balls 

The position one is found in after suffering a fatality incured by finally reaching.

Dude, my aunt found my cousin lips on balls no sheezy.

lips on balls by batman December 12, 2002

furry

a person who whishes to engage in sexual intercourse with a stuffed animal.

That furry stole my teddy bear... he can keep it.

furry by batman December 12, 2002