josh's definitions

gop

Abbreviation for "Gay on paper." A straight person that has all the characteristics of being gay.

I know he has a girlfriend, but he works as an interior designer and loves musicals! He's totally GOP.

by Josh April 12, 2005

Vermillion

The wrong way to spell a Slipknot song.

Some people misspell the song Vermilion by adding an extra "l"

by Josh December 2, 2004

Ego Handjob

When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.

I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.

by Josh June 3, 2010

Dick Smack

One who smacks dick. a GREAT origonal insult.

bite me, dick smack.

by Josh October 10, 2003

ghoasty

when you take a dump and the force of your sphincter pushes the waste out so hard that it shoots up the back of the toilet pipe and when you lok down youe cannot see it.

i held onto a shit for 2 weeks and when i let it out and looked down the loo it was a ghoasty. i was really pissed off

by josh December 31, 2003

spongenapping

The act of getting breast augmentation for free by dating the plastic surgeon.

Origin: Burger King, "an act of stealing inflatables."

Did you pay for those DDD's yourself, or did you get them by spongenapping?

by Josh December 5, 2004

WVLA

NBC affiliate in Baton Rouge. It is on channel 33 & digital channel 34.

I watch Saturday Night Live on WVLA.

by Josh June 10, 2008