texon

A unit of length. Everything's bigger with this unit of length.

I reckon I done drove my pickup truck about 18,000 texons.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Osiris

1) Ancient Egyptian God of the Underworld

2) The 1337est fansub translator to graze this earth.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

edrush

a generally annoying character with an obsession with rats

edrush: get yer RAT OUT !!!

by Anonymous October 02, 2003

knob slob

Girl who doesn't swallow or lick cum off a penis when she's done leaving it all messy.

That girl is such a knob slob, she refuses to swallow.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Shmorky

God of Flash

OMFG! Shmorky's done it again! We must pay the tribute of Golden Manbabies immediately!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Nerd

A short guy who tells the precise truth about his height.

You're about 5'8", right?
Oh, no I'm 5 foot 7 and seven eighths

by Anonymous October 15, 2006

Salty Pirate

Where a male ejaculates in the eye of a female causing her to loose vision in one eye, and then kicking her in one leg so she hops about like pirate with a peg leg.

I gave Meg the salty pirate last night.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003