Lake Jackson Thank You

A sudden spout of jism, oft preceded by Lake Jackson hnadshake.
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
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arp

short for adress routing protocol. Used in networking computers. If you need more info google it.
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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blumpken

to shit while getting a blowjob and taking a bong load
by Anonymous August 07, 2003
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Very common message posted to messageboards.

Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.

While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.

On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.
I logged in this morning to find yet another I'm leaving the board forever message. The guy that posted it has already posted ten of them and returned less then twenty four hours after each time.
by anonymous November 06, 2004
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Bench Press

this is not recommended for people who weigh less then the bar. (dish)
by anonymous February 19, 2003
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feminine

Feminine means "What pertains to a woman". There are no qualifications. Whatever a woman does is feminine, because they are a woman, and they are doing something that pertains to them.

The only thing that can really be called "feminine" are ovaries.
A woman in a flowery skirt is feminine. And a woman in leather pants is feminine as well.
by Anonymous March 03, 2004
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Chuck Norris

Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
by Anonymous December 17, 2014
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