Jonny 's definitions

Hornbies

Post 1989 supporters of Arsenal football club. Derived from the novelist 'Nick Hornby', author of Fever Pitch. A book about how he was such a huge Arsenal fan, he couldn't be arsed to travel 200 miles to watch them win their first title for 18 years.

The Hornbies have developed a case of Wengervision again.

by Jonny December 23, 2003

cut ass

when one blows something fierce out of the good ole two hole resulting in coughing and sometimes nausea

when jon cuts ass everyone keels over

by jonny March 12, 2003

livestrong

a yellow bracelet that everyone wears and half of them doesn't even know that its to support cancer

Hey mista ill buy that livestrong from you for 20 bux even though i no its only worth 1... yay im coooool!

by jonny October 3, 2004

nuff

1) A statement to express inner calm and tranquility.
2) Has been more recently misconceived of not being bothered or not having the energy to do something.

1) nuff nuff nuff (repeat till fade)
2) feeling nuffed or feeling the nuff

by Jonny November 16, 2004

the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003

pure

Good weed or hash. "Pure" grass, no seeds, no stalks in it.

Give me a hook up on dat pure.

by jonny March 4, 2005

Naughty Elmo

A cheeky little lady with a cheeky little face. Don't be fooled by this one's calm demeanor. Beneath the surface of this elegant beauty is a wiley little minx. Secretive and all-knowing, never under estimate Naughty Elmos.

Julie is such a naughty elmo, hangin with DrJonny. Are they sleeping together?

by Jonny March 15, 2015