jeff's definitions

indelible

Using the adjective 'indelible' with a bad connotation. When you say something is indelible, you are saying that it is indelibly retarded. As in, the subject's stupidity leaves a lasting mark on you. It can also be used as a noun to describe someone who is indelible.

You left your car running in the parking lot for two hours unattended! You are indelible.

Stop being such an indelible.

by Jeff January 30, 2003

on one

horny randy upforit madforit gaggingforit right-on-it etcetc

see above

by jeff May 4, 2003

Llama Dominatrix

Someone who derives pleasure from dominating a Llama (see ocotpod's definition)

See also Apologenetic

Sara is a Llama Dominatrix. She controls llamas for whatever means she sees fit.

by Jeff March 19, 2004

Chode

According to Chambers dictionary:

1: past tense of the verb: to chide
2: A person who 'chides' - and a quarrelsome person (i.e. all yopu lot that are arguing about whether its the skin between your anus and balls or whether its a cock thats wider than it is long)
Anyway sounds good as an insult.

Quit arguing chodes

by Jeff May 18, 2003

swamp sack

really hot sweaty hairy testicles

It's so hot out, I have a bad case of swamp sack.

by jeff November 15, 2004

Gayhawk

A slang term to refer to the Kansas Jayhawks coined by Missouri Tiger fans who appreciate the intense rivalry.

I'd rather not be a sports fan than to have to root for the Gayhawks.

by Jeff October 27, 2004

land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

by jeff March 17, 2005