cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard

Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!

by Ryan January 19, 2005

comf

cock ass motha fucka

i use this to say it short

ur a comf ( cock ass motha fucka)

by ryan May 03, 2004

quick stick

Premature ejactulater.

"How was Trent last night?"

"Oh you know. We sqrewed, but he is such a quick stick that I have to finish myself off after he leaves."

by Ryan March 14, 2005

wacker

A fire-person who is overly enthusiastic about the fireservice.

For example the guy with way too many blue lights on his truck or the guy who always wears gay fire shirts.

by Ryan March 30, 2004

Fecesball

Fecesball means "Royal King" in Albanian

"Oh, all hail the mighty Fecesball!" Said the tiny prince.

by Ryan December 22, 2004

Embohl

A manic depressive sillies man who enjoys pie, cheese and bacon. He also enjoys video games, and is an ultra nooby pubby. He also plays DDR cause he's weird. We all hate him.

That guys an Embohl

by Ryan November 13, 2003

tessellation

a repetition of odd shapes over and over again to form a bigger world of crap

look a my tessellation

by ryan November 25, 2003