anonymous's definitions

Ass Hand

1. Sticking one's hand in their ass and then shaking the hand of someone that they don't like because they are an ass.

2. After wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke thru the toilet paper

1. Awwww... I don't like this guy, I think I'll give him an ass hand!

2. Awwww... damn toilet paper was too thin... now I have ass hand!

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

jonk

Its having a wank and a jobbie at the same time. Its very hard to do - I tried once and failed....

Man - he really is teasing out a jonk.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

uk.net.news.config

a bunch of mindless idiots who will be the first against the wall when the revolutions comes

uk.net.news.config
a bunch of mindless idiots who were the first against the wall when the revolutions came

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Jaydice

BNB gangsta who lives with the quote "Roar" + "Thug in peace."
usually found in high populated ghettos with a wifebeater and a 4 inch blade tucked inside the front of his
draws.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

tosser

Literally, one who masturbates. Common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.

eckham's a fuck-useless tosser.

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by Anonymous March 18, 2003

uber

A German word.
Has more than just one definition, though...
When someone overreacts - dann "überreagiert er".
But, also when someone is above of something else, he is "über etwas".

"Ich bin über Dir." - I am above of you.
"Ich bin überglücklich!" - I am very lucky.

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Eve

1. The bitch who made the lives of all humans miserable by eating the goddamn apple.

2. The brand name of a special soap that women use to keep their vaginas fresh.

by Anonymous February 13, 2003