carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

carpet muncher

a female who performs oral sex on other females

Did you know Jenna was a carpet muncher?

by Anonymous July 06, 2002

carpet muncher

a bitch who like to eat unshaven coochie

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

hdofu

Short for Hope Dimond of Fucked Uppidness

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

shizz nizz

thats the shit

yo thats tha shizz nizz son

by Anonymous July 19, 2003

rotten.com

A place where I go when I need to pull the ol' goalie

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

jumpoff

1. a girl used strictly for sex, nothing else. 2. a hassle-free fuck!

I don't gotta remember my Jumpoff's birthday.

by Anonymous May 30, 2003